Falafel my Waffle

1. When you masterbate with your hand

2. When you make a waffle out of falafel

Definition 1:
Me: Hey man! I'd just like to say I really like to Falafel my Waffle!

A random person on the street: You're weird.

Definition 2:
Next, you need to falafel some waffles

by Mackle Yew, Duke of Falafel November 13, 2018

Killer Waffle

Generally a large penis, either physically, or as an insult. Similar to the slang, "blue waffle." Used occasionally by children when near adults.

After hearing Becky's tale of her one-night stand, Beatrice was astounded. "Omg, Becky, did he have a massive killer waffle?"

by Iceberg Lettuce June 22, 2017

stuffed waffle

A woman's blue waffle getting stuffed with an erect penis.

The mother received a stuffed waffle by the homosexual black man.

by ktb baby June 24, 2017

waffle

A red flag of a person disguised as a green flag

"Oh, he seemed so nice"
"No, don't go for him, he is a waffle"

by ggboyz4321 June 11, 2024

Ass Waffle

When some bitch pushes you off a cliff and you land on your ass, your Cardi B. ass you spent 8K on is now an ass waffle.

Som Bitch:Hey Angana, hows the ass waffle?
Angana: It’s fucking disgusting.

by Urie Tarded January 18, 2020

Waffle House

A place worse than hell, people will urge you to go, but do not. Waffle House is not a restaurant. It is a punishment.

"GOD PLEASE NOT WAFFLE HOUSE, ANYWHERE ELSE, I'LL GO TO FUCKING STEAK N' SHAKE!!"

by A Guy Who Describes Things June 10, 2022

Dirt waffle

Used to describe an extremely beat up and well used vagina. Specially after the act of shitting on her saggy piss flaps.

Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.

Except a meth addiction

Man, after I took that girl home on Saturday, I was afraid of exploring her ladybits, due to the rancid smell of that slimy dirt waffle!

Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!

by BoJakson October 25, 2024