Nordic waffle

Slang for a Scandinavian ladies under bits.

"I'm not really a breakfast in bed person, but I do enjoy waking up and having Freja's Nordic Waffle "

by Mickey Behr November 10, 2022

Waffling

A sentence enhancer that roughly equates to "rambling" or to go on about.

(Reading unhinged rant on Twitter)

George: "What is blood waffling about?😫"

by GrandpaBalls November 17, 2022

Waffle Stomper

When you stomp poop down the shower drain

Hey Waffle Stomper you left some poop

by Summe.galaxy.231 October 16, 2020

Blue waffle

An STD that makes your genitals blue

It’s Perkins the blue waffle

by YungSper June 10, 2022

Twat waffle

Someone who has no respect for themself or others.

She is acting like a twat waffle.

by Rideordiefambam November 29, 2021

wow waffle fries

when something is extremely interesting and or surprising, instead of saying "wow" you say "wow waffle fries"

wow waffle fries that's a cool looking donkey

by tabbypears October 31, 2022

Waffle Trudge

“It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain”

Gavin: How was your night last night bro?
Jake: it kinda sucked. Spent all night doing the waffle trudge.

by Adamr86 February 16, 2024