wally wackoff

a fat ass, who eats alot and jacks off every 12 minutes ESPECIALLY WHEN HIGH

wally wackoff is in the corner again, ya know what hes doin? HES FUCKIN JACKING OFF AGAIN

by BIGtitsAREmadeFORsqueezing February 14, 2010

mushroom wacker

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.

If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!

by kackackackac December 13, 2009

MAC-wack-it

a MAC owner who uses his laptop to masturbate to a variety of pictures and porn sites.

Hey, did you see that picture of Emma Stone? She is so hot, I had to MAC-wack-it before I went to work today.

by Lady Cupcake October 14, 2009

Able-Wackets

A saliors card game in wich the loser is slapped with a knotted hankerchief.

Gean: "Boom Shocka"

Freddie: "You betch"

J doe: "You sure u know whats going on?"

Gean: "ID care, this is fun and I get to Able-Wackets U and Fred

by sillyrabbitdck's-r4chicks October 18, 2009

nut wack complex

Some random idiot that complains all day, that some one is trying to steal their boyfriend and hacks their computer. E.G. Wack job.

Oh, baby lemme get you a towel for your nut wack complex you have at that pc all night long.

How many do you think love you long time? Do we need to get you a hand towel or will the right hand do to catch it from that tininy lil man you got goin' thier?

Yes, this is a tad childish, but so is your hacking problem nut wack job.

Man that fucken crazy nut wack complex is really stupid. does she/he really spend all day wanting to be inside me and my system? Who has the problem?

Girl, Just let me tell ya how much "I don't care" you think your all that. Wanna put some gloves to that test. You might slip on that huge ass of yours. Don't forget your "crown royal," for the straight ass whoopin' you need may hurt a bit.

Do you have the clue that 1. I don't want that nut wack complex. 2. your a crazy, insecure wannabee that needs a reality check at the door, and frankly let me all caps this for you so you understand. WHO"S MY" BITCH." Drunkasourus rex.

by UgottheobsessionWackosourusrex May 16, 2010

smack wackle

the really awesomest methamphetamine injection that throws you out to left field and you may or may not have the chance to come back. the high everyone always looks to get again but sadly never will

man that was a smack wackle i done last night. i stayed looking out the blinds at people that werent there. then i took my microwave apart and i have no idea why.

by niccywinter December 13, 2010

Bootie Wackin

To smack, woup or otherwise use hand to buttucks contact while dancing, listlening to or playing country, bluegrass, hilljack music.

The Bluegrass band had the people on there feet bootie wackin to the music.

by JB Mike January 5, 2011