turkey fingers

if you have no manual dexterity problems, stop telling me your limo is triple parked; all you have to do to is stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"
by Sexydimma June 15, 2014
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turkey blasting

the sexual act of using a turkey leg as a butt plug and then eating it out of the anus.
Next weekend I'm going to be turkey blasting my girlfriend all night.
by inkedworker August 27, 2020
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smoked turkey brine

Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
Her face was covered in Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
by Jethro bo dean November 21, 2023
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Murderous Turkey

"Gobble Gobble, Biiiiiiiitch."
"Wowzers! You really are a murderous turkey!"
by Pop Pop Zucchini November 24, 2015
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turkey thruzar

to overlook or not check something thoroughly, a complete lack of attention to detail, to something that seems unimportant at the time, but which turns out to be crucial later
Origin 1:
A: "Oh sh*t! I spelt my name Thruzar instead of Thuzar on our marriage certificate"

Origin 2:
A: "I picked up some chicken breast to cook for dinner"
B: "Honey, that's turkey, there's a big picture of a turkey on the packet"

Common use:
"Oh oh, looks like I pulled a turkey thruzar!"
by mr-b June 17, 2014
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turkey tired

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"
by mdanny November 28, 2008
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columbian turkey

When a girl is shaking her butt in your face and you eat her butt making turkey sounds.
My girl surprised me with a lap dance and I gave her a Columbian turkey.
by Chalupacabbra March 13, 2021
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