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Surprise Turkey

When fisting a woman or man, opening your hand up while inside the orifice like a Thanksgiving Turkey Hand painting.

In a sentence:
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.
by EmelyeJayne August 18, 2023
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Booty Clench Turkey Legs

A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.
Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?
by Taida.uwu March 15, 2020
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Turkey

A mass country in the Middle East in Western Asia, the Balkans in Southeastern Europe, and the Caucasus in Eurasia. It occupies itself the half of itself to Eurasia. Languages: Turkish, Greek (sometimes), Arabic (sometimes) Capital: Ankara Population: 84.34 million (2020)
Turkey is the first country in the Middle East by a portion to the Balkans. It's northern to Israel and a little big, but less little small than Saudi Arabia
by CentralAnimator June 14, 2022
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Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit
I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.
by Powderpuff guy June 8, 2023
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Boned a turkey

I recently heard this in one of my lessons and "boned a turkey" is basically a code name for having banged a girl/boy.

It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.
"Will, I bet you've boned a few turkeys"

"Yes Sir I have"

"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"
by Cbae17 March 27, 2016
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STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
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Turkey Burbler

tur-key bur-bler

noun: a hangy, double-chin on a person, that moves of it's own volition, resembling a turkey's wattle.
Me: I have a lopsided double-chin.
Tristan: Are you saying you have an asymmetrical turkey burbler?
by amydawn187 January 20, 2019
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