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Easter Waffle Stomp

On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.
mugGet the Easter Waffle Stompmug.

Falafel my Waffle

1. When you masterbate with your hand

2. When you make a waffle out of falafel
Definition 1:
Me: Hey man! I'd just like to say I really like to Falafel my Waffle!

A random person on the street: You're weird.

Definition 2:
Next, you need to falafel some waffles
by Mackle Yew, Duke of Falafel November 13, 2018
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waffle

1. to change one's position on a political issue

2. to speak or behave in an evasive manner

3. to viciously trample
Why do you always waffle when we bring the topic up?
by The Return of Light Joker March 6, 2008
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stuffed waffle

The mother received a stuffed waffle by the homosexual black man.
by ktb baby June 24, 2017
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Waffle hoe

A person that goes to a Waffle house so much that the people that work there don't even ask you to order because they already know what you are going to order.
she's a real Waffle hoe
by jake from statefarm12 May 29, 2024
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Ass Waffle

When some bitch pushes you off a cliff and you land on your ass, your Cardi B. ass you spent 8K on is now an ass waffle.
Som Bitch:Hey Angana, hows the ass waffle?
Angana: It’s fucking disgusting.
by Urie Tarded January 18, 2020
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waffle

A red flag of a person disguised as a green flag
"Oh, he seemed so nice"
"No, don't go for him, he is a waffle"
by ggboyz4321 June 11, 2024
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