shaved my legs for nothing

Didn't get any sex - used by women whose men didn't put out.

Jen: "Jim and I had a fight last night."
Sue: "Yeah?"
Jen: "Yeah. So I shaved my legs for nothing."

by "Colchicum" July 13, 2006

shit down your leg

To fail horribly, to mess up, to lose, to do a bad job, etc etc etc

"You guys can't shit down your leg at this show. You need to practice and you need to get your songs dialed"

"I shit down my leg every time I try to talk to a girl"

"I went to 360 indy off the quarterpipe and shit down my leg"

by IntentionalChaosBass June 22, 2006

shit down your leg

To make an attempt at something and fail.

"You said you were going to do well at your interview but instead you shit down your leg."

by Ken B June 20, 2006

Three legged turtle

Someone whose terrible at sex.

Man I hooked up with that Jesse kid last night and he really reminded me of a "three legged turtle". It was terrible

by Double wide queen March 14, 2014

Danny Long Legs

A mysterious creature not dissimilar to a daddy long legs. Loves fortnite and being mean to meg :((

Oh look at that fine ass Danny long legs over there!

by BlessedRabbit March 14, 2019

4 legged chicken

A 4 legged chicken is covered in fur, and has 4 paw's.

Billy Bob: Maaary Jaaane, we'll shit well tonight. Cletus's 4 legged chicken is here.'
Mary Jane :we'll put him in the microwave and eat him.
Cletus: Billy Bob I want my dog back?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 13, 2020

Tooth Pick legs

U call someone this if they have a really small dick and really thin legs. Usually get angered really easy.

Jake O has such tooth pick legs someone could put a truck through that.

by Pancake cock September 21, 2016