DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!
For a nominal fee of course!
Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.
Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.
Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!
Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!
Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.
Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!
Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!
by Alabama Crawdangle August 10, 2022
Suholden Sides refers to the legend that lived at 638 Suholden Circle and used to crush ass in video games such as Mario Party and Mario Kart and would also crush brews and dominate beer pong, ping pong and flip cup. Also used as an adjective to describe a being of unnatural force.
Did you see Suholden Sides win another mini game star after downing a 12 pack? The guy is an animal!
by Dark Sides September 30, 2021
by Hjwill August 12, 2021
Damn whitney, you got all these side-hoes! ( that white boy, the one from jimmy johns, the tall one, fuck face, etc, etc.)
by Thats right bitch December 14, 2016
She is there when you don't have a girlfriend and she loves you but doesn't like like you so you call her ur side hoe
by SmokingrassSikegotya June 18, 2019