Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

diabolical lick

a very, very well paying and rewarding item that one steals from a place

Bartholomew: dude check this shit out, fully working soap dispenser taken straight from the school bathroom
Humphrey II Jr.: dude that's diabolical lick holy shit

by XXX_pussyslayer621xXX September 13, 2021

Lick

To steal or rob from a house

Jason let’s do a lick

by Killmyself16 April 22, 2018

Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."

by Realists June 2, 2022

Devious Lick

A retarded TikTok trend that is just destructive for no reason.

Just got a devious lick 😈
*steals a fucking urinal*

by Degunuts September 18, 2021

lick of love

When a person licks their true loved neck

Girl: Why did you lick Mr
Man: It was the lick of love

by TheRealHarshTruth March 28, 2015

Hitting a lick

When Joe Douglas trades loud Brandon Meriweather for two first round picks.

“Joe Douglas hit a lick up in this jawn.”

By “hitting a lick” joe Douglas has fleeced the Seahawks

by Kylet8181 October 8, 2021