This is a flatus stage that bridges the gap between a plain fart and a full-on shart. Whereas a fart leaves no solid evidence and a shart is a shorts-changing, date-ending, messy experience... farts with benefits contain fart particles (a.k.a. fecal mist).
Farts with benefits may be somewhat harmless in small quantities, but continuation may amount to the messiness of a mild shart.
Farts with benefits may be somewhat harmless in small quantities, but continuation may amount to the messiness of a mild shart.
I realized that my crabby ass was due to farts with benefits and I had to change my stained drawers.
by FishFinderAZ May 10, 2007
Get the farts with benefitsmug. The rare ability or gift of being able to inhale air through one's ass in order to force one to fart on command.
by yesitsyou February 3, 2010
Get the Inward Fartmug. A fart that's released from the deepest part of your guts; often occuring in the male bathrooms in gas stations. Usually occurs after blasting out a heavy load of Chipotle's and(or) Taco Bell.
After the load of dastardly dooky is dumped, a loud, often floor vibrating, heavy bass fart is released. Can last from 2 - 10+ seconds.
After the load of dastardly dooky is dumped, a loud, often floor vibrating, heavy bass fart is released. Can last from 2 - 10+ seconds.
by Thicc Dump August 20, 2021
Get the Deep Fartmug. Victims include anyone wearing sandals with sweaty feet. The act of making a "farting" sound created by movement of the foot off the side of the shoe usually while walking.
"Samuel was walking to the train station on a hot summer day wearing sandals and no socks. His foot slipped inside of his shoe, making a farting sound. Everyone pointed and laughed at him."
"Dude, did you just hear that?"
"Yeah I heard that. It sounded like a fart. But I only smell sweaty feet"
"Samuel you shoe farter, Put some powder on those dawgs."
"Dude, did you just hear that?"
"Yeah I heard that. It sounded like a fart. But I only smell sweaty feet"
"Samuel you shoe farter, Put some powder on those dawgs."
by Caw April 26, 2006
Get the Shoe fartmug. 
These fart cakes are bad for you. If you eat them, then you may have the runs! This woman has just farted on them naked.
by Mickeymike October 17, 2008
Get the fart cakesmug. N. {fasbook phart}
Gas emitted from one's anus during a facebook session that is worse then normal gas due to the facebooker's refusal to get up and take a shit.
Gas emitted from one's anus during a facebook session that is worse then normal gas due to the facebooker's refusal to get up and take a shit.
Jim: I was profiling on facebook last night and I facebook farted so bad I thought I greased my shorts.
Jan: No shit?
Jim: No.
Jan: No shit?
Jim: No.
by Ryan p cooke April 24, 2009
Get the Facebook Fartmug.