Texas Toast

When you eat a girls asshole out while she is on her period.

Hey girl you want some texas toast?

by toastmaster2 October 25, 2006

Dal-Orleans, Texas

A Contemporary Term making reference to The Minimal of The Hurricane Katrina Evacuees migrating to Dallas, Texas and perpetuated the cultural influence that The Native of New Orleans have brought to Dallas, Texas such as our coveted swagga, out accent, our slangs, our unique apparel, our hair styles similar to the Haitians, our rap music productions, our all time best meal, minus the scavenger food such as shrimps, oysters, pork, etc.

From now on, because we have so much impact towards the natives of Dallas, Texas, it would be only fair to consider this town "New Dallas, Texas" or better yet.....

"Dal-Orleans, Texas".

by The Saint from The 4 March 7, 2011

Paris, Texas

"The biggest little small town in Texas." Contrary to popular belief, Paris is not the most country and hillbilly place around. It is a perfectly normal town that has both intelligent and unintelligent people (just like anywhere else).

Paris has a few must-see attractions such as:
1) The Eiffel Tower (not as big as the one in France but ours has a cowboy hat)
2) Jesus in Cowboy Boots (located down the road from the Eiffel Tower in Evergreen Cemetery)
3) and The Historic Downtown (Culbertson Fountain is a lovely place to visit any time of the year)

Guy 1: Dude! Did you know there was a Paris, Texas?
Guy 2: Yea, I've been there before. It's a pretty cool town.

by texasgirl11234 November 29, 2012

Texas pan handle

When a girl or guy is jerking off an other guy while licking his ass.

Fred:Dude I walked in on John and Sarah and she was giving him a tph.
Bob:What's a tph.
Fred:It's when some one is jerking some one off while they're licking there asshole.

by Commander Helldemon April 17, 2006

texas fuck you

a bigger, faster, stronger version of 'fuck you'

girl: oh yeah, well i cheated on you!
guy: TEXAS FUCK YOU!

by Frattlesnake December 8, 2009

Texas Tarter sauce

When a Man cums in a tarter sauce and the guy serves her chips with the sauce,

PJ L gave Sam B some texas tarter sauce when she was hungry

by kurtis tt February 23, 2007

Texas Big Rig

When a girl is licking or sucking your balls or asshole from behind and pulls your cock straight down while making a horn noise like she is pulling a big rig (18-Wheeler) horn.

I just got done playing basketball and made Betty give me a Texas Big Rig

by Crazy Bill and Lenny of Dirt Bag Inc. January 1, 2009