Toilet's Tornado

when a toilet blows out a huge stream of water, similar to a Geyser

"i underestimated my toilet's power by intentionally taking massive dumps, but then it used 2.5% of it's power, triggering a Toilet's Tornado"

by MyNameIsNotJay April 10, 2022

Toilet Bowl Bungee

When a male sticks his penis in the toilet bowl and flushes.

Person 1: I heard lester did the toilet bowl bungee with tom
Person 2: thats so gross

by Anononononoyus April 10, 2022

Toilet water gang

An elite crew of very swag people

Mark-have you heard of toilet water gang
Tom-yeh scary shit gotta keep the mandem safe innit

by Toilet water gang January 10, 2021

Acorn Metal Toilet

The biggest piece of shit ever

Dammit this stupid Acorn Metal Toilet clogged on me!

by catdoglover88 January 10, 2021

toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021

toilet

Where you go caca or pee pee.

i gotta go poop,
where?
IN THE TOILET.

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021

Toilet Paper

Pretty much the most valuable thing from 2020.

Guy 1: Do you know where I can get toilet paper?
Guy 2: Nowhere, all of the angry karens and grandmas took them.

by Get Noobed XD January 19, 2021