Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

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Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Sleep

A place where drug addicts and illegal immigrants and former illegal immigrants meet. Something that people use to get.

I almost didn’t sleep last night think those terrorist where going to meet In my thoughts while I sleep. I feel sleepy today, I’m drained.

by Thesenutzz November 5, 2019

sleep

The best part of the day

Teacher: write the best part of your day
Me: sleep

by Howdoiknowgoaway March 26, 2022

rim sleep

Getting your anus licked while asleep.

I was camping with my mother-in-law and I woke up with a soggy asshole. Must have been that rim sleep.

by sleepyghost September 14, 2022

my sleep paralysis elf

enjoys shagging your mother.

my sleep paralysis elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

Sleep Texting

Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.

When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.

by Bans4Sam April 10, 2020

Hollywood Sleep

A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN. A LIVING LEGEND. IF THE WORD GREAT WAS A PERSON ITS HOLLYWOOD SLEEP.

Hey man if you saw Hollywood Sleep fighting a bear. Help the bear!!!

by TheLaughingTornado67 August 19, 2019