In public, you already know how to identify these kids. Unfortunately, online, there are two extreme.
1. Look for the person that seem to be using words that are meant to sound poetic and appear as though they've just freshly been looked up on thesaurus.com.
2. If not that, look for sentences and phrases that are mind-numbingling and purposefully incorrect in grammar. This can often distinguish males from females. When in doubt, look for a lot of 'X'es between their words. This is a very distinguishing factor.
If using a site that displays pictures, expect an angled photograph, likely with hair falling over at least some portion of their face.
1. Look for the person that seem to be using words that are meant to sound poetic and appear as though they've just freshly been looked up on thesaurus.com.
2. If not that, look for sentences and phrases that are mind-numbingling and purposefully incorrect in grammar. This can often distinguish males from females. When in doubt, look for a lot of 'X'es between their words. This is a very distinguishing factor.
If using a site that displays pictures, expect an angled photograph, likely with hair falling over at least some portion of their face.
Non-scene kid writing a simple profile for himself:
"Hi, my name is Brad an I'm 20 years old. My hobbies are biking, running, and traveling. I also enjoy music on occasion."
Poetically-accurate scene kid writing a profile for himself:
"Hey, my name is Chris and I am forever the unbearing image of a hopeless and deprived generation. The archaic means with which I conduct my activities are meant to express my undying dismay for a system which attempts to destroy my very being; a system in which I refuse to participate. Body modification and music solely encompass my crowded itinerary; if my hand isn't expressing itself on the frets of my acoustic guitar, it's expressing itself through my next tattoo design on paper. I won't even list the artists I listen to...you never would have heard of them."
Ridiculously Simple Scene Kid writing a profile:
"hi, im chelsea and im 19 yo. i enjoy things like idk, music nad drwing adn art dna fashn ndadandandan stuff like that. my boyfriend conor is the love of my life so evry1 else BACK OFF!!! <3 <3 <3 u can see me at shows and at schol evry once in a while as lng as im not skipping! xhardxcorex <3 i listen to a lot of music, but nothing u wuld no, nad uh yah add me adn we cn chat! <3"
"Hi, my name is Brad an I'm 20 years old. My hobbies are biking, running, and traveling. I also enjoy music on occasion."
Poetically-accurate scene kid writing a profile for himself:
"Hey, my name is Chris and I am forever the unbearing image of a hopeless and deprived generation. The archaic means with which I conduct my activities are meant to express my undying dismay for a system which attempts to destroy my very being; a system in which I refuse to participate. Body modification and music solely encompass my crowded itinerary; if my hand isn't expressing itself on the frets of my acoustic guitar, it's expressing itself through my next tattoo design on paper. I won't even list the artists I listen to...you never would have heard of them."
Ridiculously Simple Scene Kid writing a profile:
"hi, im chelsea and im 19 yo. i enjoy things like idk, music nad drwing adn art dna fashn ndadandandan stuff like that. my boyfriend conor is the love of my life so evry1 else BACK OFF!!! <3 <3 <3 u can see me at shows and at schol evry once in a while as lng as im not skipping! xhardxcorex <3 i listen to a lot of music, but nothing u wuld no, nad uh yah add me adn we cn chat! <3"
by WorldAssault May 24, 2009
Get the Scenemug. by Yourmomsmicrowave July 26, 2022
Get the Scene princessesmug. In rural New England, it is common for a fire apparatus to use this term to announce its arrival at an emergency. It is not known how something can be both off and on at the same time, creating a paradox.
by SVFDC1 August 7, 2025
Get the off on scenemug. most scene girls have big layered hair, usualy black or bleach blond with tons of colors and bows. they usualy ware colorful skinny jeens and band t-shirts. usualy, there clothing consists of neon colors, fingerless gloves, and convers. fake pearls have become very popular with scene girls.
the scene male usualy dress darker. they usualy have dark hair with side bangs that covers one of there eyes and sometimes with color in it. they also usualy ware skinny jeens and band t's.
all scene styles are different. the most populated scene state is NJ. concerts are popular places for scenes to hang out at. most scenes, no mader where they live and what gender, has face peircings (nose, eye brow, snake bites) and dark eye makeup. the girls usualy have more dark, heavy makeup, but some scene boys do ware a little guyliner.
a HUGE part of scenesters (people who are scene) is the music. a lot of people confuse scene and emo because the styles are similer, but the biggest difference is the music. emos lisen to mor emotional music, but scenes lisen to mor HxC (hardcore) music such as scremo or heave matel. another difference between emos and scenes is there personalitys. scenes are happyer, funner, and ware brighter colors.
scenes care a lot about there looks and being cute, but most of them arnt as vein and self sentered as some people say. even though we scenesters care about our looks, we still can be very nice and fun to be around.
the scene male usualy dress darker. they usualy have dark hair with side bangs that covers one of there eyes and sometimes with color in it. they also usualy ware skinny jeens and band t's.
all scene styles are different. the most populated scene state is NJ. concerts are popular places for scenes to hang out at. most scenes, no mader where they live and what gender, has face peircings (nose, eye brow, snake bites) and dark eye makeup. the girls usualy have more dark, heavy makeup, but some scene boys do ware a little guyliner.
a HUGE part of scenesters (people who are scene) is the music. a lot of people confuse scene and emo because the styles are similer, but the biggest difference is the music. emos lisen to mor emotional music, but scenes lisen to mor HxC (hardcore) music such as scremo or heave matel. another difference between emos and scenes is there personalitys. scenes are happyer, funner, and ware brighter colors.
scenes care a lot about there looks and being cute, but most of them arnt as vein and self sentered as some people say. even though we scenesters care about our looks, we still can be very nice and fun to be around.
by theRayRaylove July 13, 2010
Get the scenemug. The Mobile Crime Scene is usually a dilapidated RV that runs well enough to move its tweaker occupants to various locations around town. RV's are preferred since their classification as a "home" makes search warrants more difficult to obtain. The term can also apply to creepy cargo vans or other vehicles that look to be used for nefarious purposes.
If something smells funny in the neghborhood you should check if the tweakers have set up a Mobile Crime Scene and started cooking up meth.
by random thoughts November 4, 2012
Get the Mobile Crime Scenemug. Something that I noticed the most is that a scene dude will gladly make out with another pathetic scene dude so that said scene dudes can get into scene chick's pants.
Then, scene girl then proceeds to photograph the ULTRA SEXXXy event and post it all over myspace.com, or make Livejournal icons out of the pictures (which were of course taken at a *bleep*ing 50 degree angle).
Then, scene girl then proceeds to photograph the ULTRA SEXXXy event and post it all over myspace.com, or make Livejournal icons out of the pictures (which were of course taken at a *bleep*ing 50 degree angle).
by That chick named Candice July 18, 2008
Get the scenemug. A term saying you are the label "scene" showing you are showing a little too much love for scene clothing , music , hairstyles , and makeup . Means you are way to obssesed with being a scene . like scene kings , and scene queens involve too .
Brooke: Did you see that over-dressed chick with lots of colours at the mall ?
Mark: Yeah .. what a scene freak ..
Mark: Yeah .. what a scene freak ..
by AngelicaKBai September 1, 2013
Get the Scene Freakmug.