Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.
Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
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Late night surprise

A late night surprise occurs when you are asleep and your younger brother sneaks into your room and sticks his cock up your dry bumhole.
Christian you better not give me another late night surprise tonight
by SamB14 May 23, 2020
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Chocolate Surprise

When a guy or girl take a massive shit into their sexual partners mouth
by robowolf May 3, 2016
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Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
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Rose Surprise

A Rose Surprise is when you pluck a fully grown rose up from the ground and shove it up someone's ass while they're asleep.
Amy:Mark gave me the Rose Surprise last night. I'm still plucking pedals out my ass.
by Funny Definition Man February 23, 2021
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Cincinnati Surprise

When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.
He didn't pay for his half of the hotel so he got a cincinnati surprise.
by Only1realme June 4, 2018
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Super Cock Surprise

The act of putting a penis in someones mouth as they wake up. Being it a surprise
Ashley got a super cock surprise from james this morning.
by Slothicus The Messiah September 7, 2014
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