Sloppy Johnny

When someone sticks a stick of butter in their ass and lets it out of their asshole.

Wanna get a Sloppy Johnny? Yeah man sure!

by synthwavesun January 23, 2025

Sloppy johnson

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it

John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson

by Sloppy Johnson April 19, 2019

Sloppy dallas

A sloppy dallas is when you or someone else fills their lip with some dip and they suck your penis.

Shauna gave me the best sloppy dallas last night.

by Russian flashlight October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

when your partner is giving you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

you want me to give you a sloppy dallas?

by the girl with no love life October 15, 2020

Sloppy hoe

When you lather an sloppy joe on an girls pussy

Bro I sloppy hoed the shit out of that bitch

by Dirty joe43 February 23, 2021

Sloppy Cronkite

When 2 guys try to get each other off first and the first one to get the other off says "and that's the way it is".

This phrase uttered by John Stewart on The Daily Show 1/29/07

Two guys were in a janitors closet giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.

by JustinS2000 February 3, 2007

platonic sloppy

Platonic sloppy is when you have a homie that you don’t want to date but you have a voracious desire to taste that shmeat

“Yo dude you’re like a brother to me but are you interested in some platonic sloppy toppy from yours truly?”

by Beastsquadhomiemaster December 13, 2022