Sleep

A mythical thing nobody really believes exists. Coffee is the only thing that can stop you being tired. Sleep is nonexistent

You dare defy me mortal?

"I wish I could sleep."
"Who needs sleep?!"

by Jetwing June 18, 2020

sleeping bag

cool, awesome, funny, epic, lit, used to add snarky emphasis

OKAYYY THAT NEW EPISODE OF GREYS ANATOMY WAS SLEEPING BAG ASFFF!!!!

by dohze November 10, 2020

Sleep Blocker

A sleep blocker is someone who is awake while your trying to sleep who is talking in your ear and won’t shut up

Samantha was trying to sleep but Emma was being a sleep blocker and keeping her awake

by Smoremallow September 28, 2018

sleeping in the driveway

when you stick it in, then just let it go limp while you both read books.

We wanted to catch up on Harry Potter, so we were sleeping in the driveway.

by BobGone September 29, 2017

Ugly Sleep

the opposite of beauty sleep

"Time to get some ugly sleep." said Nail Parrot after a long day

by Nail Parrot Himself September 29, 2020

Sleep

Something Waffle is not allowed to have for some great unknown reason.

Waffle don't need no damn sleep

by inprexes June 18, 2018

Super Sleep

When you deprive yourself from sleeping so that eventually you will fall asleep and sleep for, possibly, years, almost like Rip Van Winkle.

Joe: Man, I stayed up all night last night. Didn't sleep a wink.

Matt: Oh, you going to super sleep tonight?

Joe: Obviously!

by James Yeehaw April 13, 2011