Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.

I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.

by Memphis09 December 5, 2023

Window Shopping

When your admiring girls in public or online with no intention of talking to them or hooking up with them up.

Bro I was just window Shopping all these girls around here are crazy.

by elcryZ March 30, 2024

Etsy Shops

Stores in a downtown area feature fru fru items like consignment clothing, art decor, etc.

our downtown area has several Etsy Shops which does not bring in many people.

by jondich April 7, 2024

senior shopper

A high school underclassman who exclusively dates seniors 18+.

When D started dating B, everyone realized she was a senior shopper.

by cupps April 10, 2024

ghost-shopping

when and individual scrolls through an online shop, but doesn’t buy anything…just saves

“hey wyd”
“oh i’m just ghost-shopping”
“wth is that??”
“oh im just scrolling online and look at stuff i would buy…but not buying it :)”

by Ghostshoppingisreal June 21, 2024

Toy Shopping

When a couple shops for sex toys together in person or online. Often a fun, sexy way to explore each other and learn about desires and kinks.

I would never hav known you were into nipple clamps if we hadn't gone toy shopping.

by max the explorer January 26, 2026

Sober Shoppers

Predatory practices within sobriety networks that prey upon those with Substance Abuse Disorder that dont also suffer from an addictive drug problem.

Sober Shoppers are those without true will of a guiding force; God or higher power.

by wh0re_iffic February 19, 2026