Retarded 

Definition: Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown is the worlds biggest retard for making Britain a living hell and absolutly pissing us all off.

Daniel: "Who the fuck is Gordon Brown?"
David: "the world biggest retard, he is so motherfucking retarded!"

Retarded by lossieloon2 February 5, 2009

retarded 

A person of average intelligence whose actions personify a mental deficiency

Sue is so retarded for dating that loser.

Don't be retarded, of course the team will suck this year!

retarded by BaileyMac March 14, 2010

retard police 

a person that kindly but hostilely alerts his/her friend of the answer to the simplest questions.

When one asks "What color is the sky?" and another begins to think about it. A friend (aka the retard police)punches your shoulder.

retard police by A Skeletal Prayer July 7, 2008

retard 

dumb people

that I don't like hehehe

my sister
retard

parents
tardo cats

mean people

retard by Skittens June 2, 2011

Retard toy

A playful sex object for a retard.

Timmy!!!!!!!!!

Retard toy by KRISTEN IS A SEXY BITCH April 17, 2003

retardation

1) another person putting his wants before his needs stemming from a lack of common sense. 2) situation involving one party being screwed for another's gain, commonly financial.

EXAMPLE 1

Man 1: Yesterday, my cousin's electricity was shut off since he wasn't paying the bill. This morning he went into debt to buy a $3000 HD television.

Man 2: Retardation... he seems to enjoy being a worthless bum.

EXAMPLE 2

Man 1: I have completed every single upper-level course required for my Multimedia Technologies degree and the college says I can't graduate until I take Intro to Windows.

Man 2: Retardation, dude. They just want your money.

retardation by AdamG March 11, 2008

retard 

america

steve wanted to know what a retard was, so he went to america, after all everyone there is a retard

retard by 91121029102913209830u834 January 8, 2012