Russian Thorn Bush

When your pube hairs get so long you can braid them, creating an unpleasant Feeling for late night wrestling matches. Noun

Phil poked Jenny, while having fun in bed, with his Russian thorn bush.

by Vex Dash May 4, 2020

Silver Russian

The act of ejaculating into an older female with silver hair, sitting her on your face and drinking the remaining cum out of her pussy. The name silver Russian comes from the white alcoholic beverage, the White Russian combined with the partner’s silver hair.

Ron: “Dude. Tom’s mom dyes her hair brown. I fucked her the other day and afterwards she sat on my face! She has a HUGE silver bush!!!!!”

Brian: “HOLY SHIT! She gave you a silver Russian!?!?”

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Russian Rumbler

A fine cocktail composed of milk mango and peach vodka conjured up by Mikhail Gorbachev in his final year at Moscow International School of Politics.

I am gasping for a Russian Rumbler right now.
Mother Teresa this Russian Rumbler tastes like a milky mango masterpiece.
Have an empty tumbler? Why not fill it with a Russian Rumbler?

by SilentRighteous May 20, 2020

Russian Candle

A "Russian Candle" is when a "Man" Cums inside of a girl whilst on period and at that point the "Girl" will spread her vagina and let the Red and White Communist concoction drip out of the vagina.

YO MAN! STEPHANIE GIVES THE BEST RUSSIAN CANDLE

by Mrboulder May 28, 2020

Russian abuse

The act of committing abuse against a Russian

You can’t hit me! That’s Russian abuse you cyka!

by Veryangryrussianthatgothit July 26, 2020

Reverse Russian

An alias for a philipino girl. Usually russian girls look way older then they are and philipino girls always look way younger then they are. So in short Philipinos are reverse russians.

Bro its a fucking pedophile!
- Chill bro its a reverse russian

by Cockslammer054 August 7, 2020

cold russian

Sex act, possibly in a dream sense., where one partner feeds the other a white claw; whilst holding said white claw with nothing more than their genitals.

So you’re the girl that gave my son a Cold Russian.

by Babyshitdick June 6, 2020