smarty pants 

1. an insult for a very clever person,

2. someone that droped spartys down their pants! ha idiot.

1. (clever person gets an answer right)
'your such a sparty pants'

2. 'Oh no i droped my smartys down my pants and now they are all in my pants and are crumbling and melting and im dripping with chocolate and everyone is looking at me but it feels quite nice!'

"look hes a smarty pants'

smarty pants by i-no-u-luv-me January 26, 2006

the sisterhood of the traveling pants

>n. the greatest book/movie ever that is about 4 girls finding their dreams, friendship and love.

I saw "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" this weekend.

the sisterhood of the traveling pants by KRB May 28, 2005

baby pants 

Really, really small pants.

Holy gerund! You are wearing baby pants!

I tried some baby pants on yesterday and it caused blood to squirt out of my femoral artery!

I lost my testicles in a baby pants accident.

baby pants by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 11, 2005

billy big pants 

Someone who lacks intellegence but is kind of funny and you don't mind hanging out with them cause they make you laugh.

Pip just road his skateboard off the roof of our house on a dare. What a billy big pants.

billy big pants by Concierge June 11, 2006

pudding pants

Fecal matter lacking physical fortitude. Apt to release through the anal sphincter from the darkest crutch of the colon at any given moment, and likely at the worst possible time.

*In the middle of a business meeting*

The Boss - "Need a moment? That fart sounded wet."
You - "That'd be great. I've got pudding in my pants."

pudding pants by Dritto March 21, 2004

pissy pants

a british person who decides to go out & ends up sitting in the corner refusing to have a good time. usually very "sensitive" (read: crazy). tends to be very bad at playing telephone by not being sexually suggestive enough when allowed to create the sentence.

he was a real pissy pants last nite at the pub- lets never hang out with him again.

pissy pants by merrin November 18, 2005

Cement pants 

When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.

Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.

Cement pants by Jiggaman April 14, 2005