Old Fashioned Blowjob

Instead of sucking the dick, the old fashioned blowjob giver blows in the receivers dick hole.

Hey bae, I'm bored of regular blowjobs, let's try an old fashioned blowjob.

by BootyEater27 August 15, 2016

14 year olds

Kid who has graduated from the hormone hell of being 13 and tries too hard to act like they're older than they actually are. Still tends to be rather immature. Can be found in high school as an annoying freshman.

"I'm 14 and finally in high school so that means I'm super adult now. AM I RIGHT BRUH!"
-Typical 14 year olds

by LeisurelyHeretic March 9, 2016

old man's pick

Beacuse women often live longer then men if a man can live long enough there will be a lot more women in his age group that men. So then he can have his pick of old women. If you like that kind of thing.
This is called old man's pick.

Granpa has old man's pick now.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009

Old Man Bowels

A type of strategy which will cause one to horribly lose at an Infantry Defense map in Starcraft. Refers to the 'leaking' effect one gets when ones defense is insufficient for the hordes of enemies.

"Damn your Old Man Bowels, Andy! You're leaking scourges!"

by Dhulliath April 5, 2006

eleven-year-old

A pervert who uses shitty usernames for Roblox, Minecraft, and CoD, and makes bad sex/lesbian jokes.

Stupid fucking eleven-year-old

by shadowtask January 28, 2017

old timers

The greatest board on the planet, with even greater people on it.

see also: OT's

"ooooh, your on the net?"
"yeah..."
"whatch'a on?"
"Old timers of course!!"

by emily November 24, 2003

Old people porn

Pornography that showcases the appalling and questionably legal act of two or more old fuckers having hot, steamy old people sex. Usually can be found under the "Mature" category on most porn sites.

See lemonparty for more information.

Jimmy Nichols: Dad, what is old people porn?

Mr. Nichols: Shut the fuck up and eat your goddamn peas Jimmy. I don't have time for your bullshit.

by gimmedatsammich June 1, 2011