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Nuclear Ninja

Nuclear Ninja: Nuclear News Is Never Just Accepted

Too question everything that is NEWS about Nuclear!
The Nuclear Fascists say that nuclear reactors are safe but the Nuclear Ninja know better; on has only to look at the TRIPLE meltdown in Japan to that that is just Nuclear Baloney (NB)...
by CaptD January 2, 2012
mugGet the Nuclear Ninjamug.

Ninja Discreet

being extra careful about doing something. You are discreet, but to the umphteenth degree. Like Asians. And discreet Asians would be ninjas, right?
Cass: Man, boys are so lucky. They can scratch whatever they want, whenever they want. WHEVER they want.

Me: Us girls can, too. However, since we are ladies *holds up a pinky* we must be ninja discreet about it. Observe. *looks to the left, then to the right before scratching boob*
by MyNameIsChachi March 16, 2013
mugGet the Ninja Discreetmug.

Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")
Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping
by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018
mugGet the Ninja Fappingmug.

Ninja Snap

The act of pretending to text whilst secretly attempting to take a hilarious picture of another student or teacher, resulting in a long period of outrageous laughing between you and your colleagues.
Dude 1: Oh my god, dude, did you see this pic I got of Charlotte?

Dude 2: HAHA! You ninja snapped her to hell!
by theurbanduckling January 12, 2012
mugGet the Ninja Snapmug.

Chicago Ninja

When someone is passed out so hard dropping a steaming pile on their chest wouldn't wake them up. You get a fan blowing on them on high. The you rub one out standing behind the fan, and spooge so it gets blown all over them through the fan, which hopefully belongs to them.
She passed out so hard last night I hit her with the Chicago Ninja and left.
by Bring an umbrella August 15, 2016
mugGet the Chicago Ninjamug.

ninja tomato

a tough ninja who blushes a lot.
Girl #1: I'm a ninja! HIYYYYAAA!!
*blushes*

Girl #2: OH MY GOSHH YOU'RE A FREAKIN NINJA TOMATO!
by lolzcats16 October 26, 2011
mugGet the ninja tomatomug.

Alabama ninja

The thing a white kid says when he doesn't want to say the n word around black people
Look at this Alabama ninja, thinks he's cool.
by You're on me get off me May 24, 2019
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