National kick ball day

On April 13 kick a guys balls

”Hey can i grab your boobs?”

*kick in the balls*

”Happy kick ball/grab boob day motherfucker”

National kick ball day :)

by Revenge42069 April 9, 2021

National fuck teacher day

9th October national fuck teacher day fuck your teacher

National fuck teacher day fuck your teacher

by Fortnite god 🙏 October 6, 2020

National Suck Dick Day

When you want your dick sucked because your lonely and ur wife and kids left you and even prostitutes won't have sex with you because of how sad you are

Aye, its National Suck Dick Day, maybe this nut won't make me want to kill myself.

by Pmekacca May 28, 2018

National Ass Clapping Day

August 30th. A day when women with junk in the trunk post pictures and videos of their asses while twerking.

Sara: Did you know it's National Ass Clapping Day?
Lilly: OMG! I need to post a video of myself twerking in a thong!

by BodyHottie October 12, 2015

National Throat Fucking Day

National throat fucking day is on May 12th.

National Throat Fucking Day is on May 12th.
Throat fuck that bitch, make her gag, cum in the back of her throat.

by ThatLilBitchGotHerThroatFucked April 17, 2017

National Breast Appreciation Day

January 2 of every year is the official day for appreciating breasts, preferably those pertaining to the female anatomy. It beats the Hell out of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, right?

Fuck, you're still hung over from two nights ago... but guess what? At least we have an entire day dedicated to titties. That's right dude, it's National Breast Appreciation Day.

by Ginger Nut January 12, 2008

National Nipple Twist Day

National Nip Twist Day.

September 4th.Buckle up boys and girls. Twist all the nips you see.

Go up to someone and twist their nipples and say National Nipple Twist Day

by SENIOR BROWN September 4, 2019