Phone

1. A brainwashing device that keeps gen z powered

2. The thing your dad is always on but he won’t get you one “because he doesn’t want YOU to get addicted”

Kid: dad? Can I get a phone soon?
Dad: …….
Kid: dad
Dad: raises his eyebrows at PHONE
Kid: dad…. DAD
Dad: wait who are you

by Your mom and me #6913 May 28, 2023

bus head phones

When you have headphones in but no music and your just listening to the people conversations around you .

John : did you hear what greg said ¿
Cam : no I had my bus head phones in
John : ohh
John : wait what

John : good job

by wataaaaah December 19, 2014

eat my phone

consuming somebody’s phone

mom: GERALD, DID YOU EAT MY PHONE?!
gerald: yes ofc bro

by thepersonwhoisreal January 17, 2023

Head-Phone

A mobile device specifically designed for the ordering of ‘head’ from the reciever.

“ I called gran on the head-phone, she may be old and stingy but boy does she give it good”

by Smeggfried Rice June 15, 2018

Phone

Something Gen Z can't go anywhere without. Along with something we're horrified to speak to.

Leave your phone at the house we're gonna be late!

by TFGTYgyfcygFTFjvgVG November 3, 2020

Dummy Phone

An old Apple iPhone that still works through wifi like an iPod Touch, but cannot be used for any cellular features meaning it cannot work if not on wifi.

Person 1: Why does your apple email pop up?
PErson 2: Because you're on my dummy phone.
Person 1: Ohhh, put me on your main phone and not this hoe phone.

by Cristopaddy November 30, 2020

Phone taps

Aw, ew! Did you watch me poop? Wait... Did you watch me masterbate? Did YOU masterbate? Did we finish at the same time?

Hym "Phone taps raise a lot of interesting questions, don't they? Wildly unethical, though."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024