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New phones disease

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)
Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
by Myzfyt July 25, 2019
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phone

Something that takes up your mind and makes you into a zombie that you never want to stop fucking playing with it so QUIT PLAYING WITH IT IT'S BULLSHIT
My mom:NO phone while eating (gets on phone and gets on FUCKING Facebook)

Me:(in mind)*fuck you*
by Ugh, I hate it all December 3, 2019
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sellular phone

A mobile-communication device dat money-hungry companies use to bombard you wif telemarketing calls and text-message ads.
You need to be very careful who you give da number to yer Samsung Galaxy S24, as it can quickly get turned into a sellular phone!
by QuacksO July 25, 2025
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Phone swap

Usually commented on videos/pictures of a couple saying their S/O most likely isn’t loyal.

‘Phone swap’ is when you swap phones with your S/O and go through their messages & socials.
A happy couple posts a video

Andrew: “Phone swap”
Lisa: “phone swap😭”
by oceanbreeze<3 February 2, 2024
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Ghost Phone

When you take your phone out of your pocket and feel or think your phone is still in your pocket.
Guy one: "Shit dude why are you spazzing out?"
Guy two:" Just had a ghost phone moment, but I put my phone on the table."
by goodduck4 June 28, 2014
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phone crutch

A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch
Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , I’m gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyone’s looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!
by The Double E February 27, 2024
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phone-dropping

The modern version of jaw-dropping. When someone's comment or fetching good looks causes you to metaphorically or literally drop your phone.
I checked out this one girls pics on IG and she's phone-droppingly gorgeous!
by Secretmachine. January 17, 2014
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