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Max

max is the best person ever. he has eyes that you could lose days in. he is the smartest person I know and will always come to a peaceful resolution where both sides are happy. he loves anything other people don't and tries to introduce them to it. you can always spot him in a crowd due to his hair. he is loved by everyone around him. he makes friends on the first day anywhere.
Person 1:hey have you met max yet?
Person 2:yeah, he is so cool
Max: hey guys
by DUDE 15 February 11, 2022
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max is so Cretinated
by anonymous January 30, 2022
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What is a Max?
A stupid ranga.
Things he gets bitches and is a playa but he's probably only talked to that person once in their lifetime.
And is also a gaming virgin, goes to school to then complain of a headache to then get brought back home and just starts playing games like the soulless being he is.
(Person): OHHHHHHHHHHH MY LORDDDDD, ITS FUCKING MAX
by Pablito Pizza March 13, 2022
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Max CH

evil satan spawn that eats you. usually is under 2 inches in height and 400000 metres thick in width.
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max

a guy who smokes a ton of weed and does massive tokes he is such a stoner
he is such a max meaning he is a stoner
by maxthecoolguy June 6, 2022
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Pressure Maxxing

Pressure Maxxing, the art of grasping one’s penis at the verge of climax to build up nut in the shaft the urethra gains potential energy causing a massive fookin shot.
I heard dave has been pressure maxxing recently.

Fuck yeah, dave knows the method
by Idontfwnigs October 17, 2024
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Max Clarke 21 Merchant Navy Seafarer would like a shag.
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