insta jizz

When something is amazing, you call it insta jizz

Jeffrey: This PvP gear is "insta jizz"
Adam: When I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"

Noah: That Muffin was "Insta Jizz"

by cloudrunner66 April 29, 2011

Jizz

All of you stop being PERVERTED... Jizz means: Cool, Fabulous, UNREAL, Great, WOW, Fantastic, Wonderful, Perfect,

"That hat is so Jizzy"
or
"That game was Jizzworthy"

Jizzworthy, Jizztastic, Jizzaful, Jizzalicious, Jizzy, Jizzyballs,

by jazz1287 May 24, 2008

jizz bar

a place that liam caffertys go to exchange semen. They have foreplay by tickling bird cocks. Then its on to the gorrila assfucking. It is very primal, the way they brutally fuck and scream out "leave me alone jelopin pope". Then they lick eachothers bloodied assholes and tend to eachother 1.5 inch penises.

gay fuck1:Hey i heard theres some horny liam caffertys down at the jizz bar!!!
gay fuck2:Sweet! lets go abuse theyre scrony little hairless asses, those pathetic pieces of shit!!! (*high five*)

by "tha ice man" george gervin March 21, 2005

Turkey Jizz

TJ Willock, hes a flaming faggot

Hey look there's turkey jizz.

by Jared December 18, 2004

Jezzy

A thug,boss,shooter,and die a legend

That dude such a jezzy

by lolJonJon3 October 3, 2020

jizz whiz

The act of ejaculating(jizzing) while urinating(whizzing) simultaneously.

1. As shy Stanley saw his beautiful big amazon bride show up in her wedding dress with her huge tits in prominence, he felt his entire reproductive system give way and he had to rush to the restroom to take a relieving jizz whiz, so he wouldn't embarrass himself in front of everybody.

2. As Vinnie sobered up and began to see that the hot bitch he was shagging was really a broke down swamp donkey, he knew that his last ditch act of retribution was to jizz whiz all over her face as soon as he pulled out.





Mark H. UD slang contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 16, 2005

jizz lips

Some one who has small traces or large of about of cum on their lips!!

Hey Jizz lips wipe your face. "Look at that fag steve and his gay as jizz lips"

by Delmas March 12, 2008