Jacob

Kids named Jacob typically are the ones who scream in the back of the school bus. They constantly smell like stale chips and they have greasy hair. He probably asks the kid wearing a black hoodie "are you goth 🤓"

"Yo, did you hear? Jacob got suspended for licking a teacher"
"Hope he doesn't come back lmao"

by Dilf_lover_69__ May 2, 2021

Jacob

If you're called Jacob you're usually a "cool kid". You are either short and roadman or average. There is little to no in-between.

"Look at that guy over there!"
"Oh, him? He's Jacob."
"Oh."

by Thine holy spirit that is kakt May 3, 2021

Jacob Jesus

Someone who believes in himself and tries to evangelize others to Christianity.

He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.

Damn that Jacob Jesus rolled up in his Rolls Royce looking like a god. He is hella fine boi and loves drinking some good ol' Earl Grey.

by anonymous May 8, 2021

Jacob Garrity

Lancky muppet with 8 finger at his left knee.

Chav 1: your such a Jacob Garrity
Chav 2: nah lad im leng

by Big_Boi_Karol May 9, 2021

Ben Jacobs

A crazy awesome person who is uber cool and created the word omega10!!!!!!!! He is sexy and has a huge dick. Doesnt waste himself on ugly chicks. Stares at girls and doesnt deny it. Also very crazy and awesome. Has amazing Bro flow!!!!

"Did you finaly do the tripple back off tommys roof"
"Ya brah i Ben Jacobs It yesterday"

by Johnny777777777 January 11, 2012

jacob tal

the power to cross borders with his eyes closed. a real lubia

bro your so jacob tal your more jacob tal then me

by yaniballer August 1, 2011

Jacob Clapper

A person who typically could be defined as a double bagger

That guy over there really is a Jacob Clapper

by Johnsonbardt October 9, 2023