Swagger Jackson

Michael Jackson is otherwise known as Swagger Jackson who could not even jack a sons bald eagle.

The only bald eagle Swagger Jackson could ever jack from a son is when little boys pants are 50% off.

by FOTB June 17, 2021

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Michael Jackson

Someone who I wouldn’t want near my kids

Bob: Who is that?
Eddy: Michael Jackson
Bob: Shit, better hide the kids

by minoyoyoyoe August 21, 2024

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AY Jackson

The best weed spot in Toronto. Everyone here has autism, aids, herpes, or down syndrome. Also, this school is getting yellow washed by chiggas.

Go to AY Jackson's washrooms for the best weed and chiggas in town

by chiggaEast November 27, 2024

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Jackson is the fattest cunt I know. He is over the threshold of obesity with gigantic tits and kankles. 6XL clothes hate to see him coming but xxxs condoms will forever stay on shelves thanks to Jackson and his inverted penis. Should’ve been swallowed. What a shame and waste of time

Went to the beach friend “did you see that beached whale?” Turns out it was just Jackson

by Fattyfathater December 8, 2024

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