Dirty man with the yellow hat

The act of constantly spanking one's monkey while eating a banana using too much teeth.

I give myself the best dirty man with the yellow hat.

by platinumgaming57 June 24, 2021

Don't wear fire as a hat

The term means don't be a hot head

don't wear fire as a hat

by Trikc17 March 13, 2019

wear the hat ride the cowboy

wear the hat ride the cowboy - You’re having sexual relations the person who’s hat you’re wearing.

A practice in the south, at least in Texas, where a guy will give you his hat to let other guys know you are taken.

“Omg, Amy! Randy gave me his hat,” said Julia.

“You know what that means,” said Amy.

“No,” said Julia.

“wear the hat ride the cowboy,” said Amy. Ok

by Green carrot June 1, 2023

Go poop in your hat!

General-purpose thing to tell a person who's just being an idiot.

G: "The Republicans are the only ones who are patriotic Americans!"

T: "Oh, go poop in your hat!"

by Corporal Grumpy December 24, 2008

The Old Shoe in the Hat Trick

When you are about to lose a game of tetris and your starting to make a major comeback and it starts to get really hardcore but the game gives you shit blocks and you lose anyway...

Man, I was on the final level of tetris last night and my heart was beatin' and my hands were shakin' but it still gave me the Old Shoe in the Hat Trick!

by Tommy Oliver October 9, 2006

don cherry hat trick

A kiss...A hug...then he slips one through the old five hole on her when she wasn't looking. As seen on the YouTube video called " Don Cherry's long lost son" Stay funny my friend...

don the player was on his game one night and got himself a don cherry hat trick. He got a kiss...a hug... And then he slipped one through the old five hole on her when she wasn't looking.

by Bragghubert October 11, 2013

white hat

A condom laced in a liquid that is white.

Dude, that guy just threw a white hat at your face, and it stuck to you!

by appathedic April 24, 2005