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Holy Martrimony

noun. a unique marital bond that is such a significant bond, that one can only compare it to a spiritual or "holy" bond between a married couple that enthusiastically "MART" (see ud definition) on one another.
"Aaron and Miranda live blissfully in holy Martrimony," says Tony to Dean when he noticed the couples room was over- powered by the ever-lingering, pungent aroma of holy martrimony.
by Tonecapone October 10, 2023
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Holy chebbing cow

The Christian art of slapping a certain bovine with your phallic member
Bro where you been?

Don’t worry, I Just performed a “holy chebbing cow”
by FinnoVii October 4, 2018
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Holy water

Something you will need after searching sus stuff up...
Grab me the holy water and dont search up cum on urban dictionary...
by Idkwhatthisissohimummy October 20, 2020
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Holy Roly Poly Coly Guacamole

When your so surprised you feel the need to say it.
We have to hide from the Twinkle!

HOLY ROLY POLY COLY GUACAMOLE
by Boovian January 1, 2023
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