nostalgia goggles

Looking at things with nostalgic light even if it's obviously terrible.Especially when it comes to old flames.

Joe:I miss Alex.
Dave: Take off your nostalgia goggles.
Joe: Why?
Dave: She cheated on you,dumped you for a that quarterback who knock her up.

by ryukage99 December 12, 2014

clout goggles

iconic oval shaped glasses that were worn by Kurt Cobain in the 90s and are now worn by mumble rappers and meme gods.

ayeee do you know where i can buy some checkered clout goggles?

by SkrrtSkrrt666 July 16, 2019

Arabian Spy Goggles

When a male takes his testicles and places them ever so gently over the bridge of a womans nose so the testicles cover both eyes.

It is very hard to see when you are wearing the Arabian Spy Goggles.

by Blake Suburban February 6, 2010

google+ rape

When Google tries to force Google+ on you.

I got google+ raped when I went to youtube, so I wrote them a nasty letter and snail mailed 500 copies to them.

by braneyak November 7, 2013

Pig Goggles

Pig Goggles also know as Onassis glasses or "Jackie O's" are very large sunglasses worn generally by unattractive women. This style of sunglasses is said to mimic the kind most famously worn by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. While originally worn by Onassis in the 1960's, the glasses eventually became popular with younger American girls around the year 2003. Big sunglasses have maintained their popularity through 2007. They have also expanded their demographic reach to adult women throughout the world. Modern day celebrities use these to hide from paparazzi but they are mostly favoured by visually unfortunate woman for the purpose of hiding the face, the glasses create the illusion of a aesthetically pleasing face as they only reveal the mouth and tip of the nose and give the impression of perfect symmetry for upper facial and bone structure which according to the golden ratio theory is the most important part of the face for creating aesthetics. The glasses are also known as reverse beer goggles and are disfavoured by males as they cause unnecessary head turning and checking out of unattractive females that from even short distances may appear attractive, numerous reputable mens magazines have called for a ban on the glasses.

Man check out that chick, she is fine.

No man, you just cant see past those pig goggles she has on.

by Allstars1981 July 20, 2008

The arabian goggles

Wen a guy rests his balls on someones eyes wen they are sleeping.

the arabian goggles

by jdank519 March 14, 2009

googletipping

The act of randomly clicking upon Google Ads on a web page whose content you appreciate, however, have no particular interest in the advertisement itself.

Clicking the ad gives the site owner a small revenue "tip".

Wow, this country music site sure is purdy! I think I'll show my appreciation by googletipping.

*Click*

There ya go darlin' keep a little somthin' fer yerself :)

by juzzy_o April 22, 2007