Gas exchange

A ritual performed by chemistry teachers where they strip naked and get into a butt to butt position and fart repeatedly exchanging gas.

Student: "Did you hear Miss Byrne and Mr Oles gas exchanged in front of the whole class."

Other Student: "God I bet you creamed yourself"

Student: "Ohh trust me I'm soaked"

by Jaquantavius February 24, 2021

brownhills gas man

Whenever you go down bhills high street you’ll spot this nitty a mile away walking with his bottle of gas fluid ready to spark anyone in their jaw for a 6-inch sub

Got on the bus today and saw the brownhills gas man , he tried to storm on the bus but the local chavs pulled him right off.

by Jesus’ Edgelord February 26, 2021

Gas

Gassed-Gas-Gassing
Someone who's trying to Clown/Funny on someone or something

Trevor: Damn, Johnny your gonna let hm gas you like that
Johnny: Nah,he didn't mean it, he was joking

by DefinitelyNotJohnny February 26, 2021

Chug gas

Girls who chug gallons of cum

Yo Sarah chug gas

by Cuntfaceeeeeeee February 27, 2021

Mustard gas

When you shart yellow.

Yesterday I had chinese for dinner. Now I have mustard gas.

by Redhead the Irishman March 3, 2021

Gas wholesaler

A media pundit or a person spewing intellectual sounding nonsense in public

The two best examples of a gas wholesaler and his sidekick are Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo

by Sexydimma March 12, 2021

Mustard gas

noun
a colorless gas like liquid which is a vapor and a powerful irritant and vesicant, used normally in chemical weapons and was used industrially until the end of world war 2 (1945)how to make it at home? Well all you need is bleach and ammonia (don’t make this at home if you do and get hurt it’s not my fault it’s your dumb ass fault ok) and if you are exposed to such gasses please contact your country’s emergency number. The side affects are coughing up your lungz, suffocating,coughing up blood, and death

“The Germans released mustard gas! Quickly put on your gas mask!”

by Mr.Clean338 March 18, 2021