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fucked and chucked

In the event of a one night stand, where one is abruptly left directly after the act of sexual intercourse.
Jess: I was fucked and chucked last night.
Leah: Shit.
by 313vagina February 22, 2009
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fuck product

n- any animal life form, including human beings, that was brought into being as the result of sexual intercourse.
During his second semester biology course Johnny, in a moment of epiphany, realized the meaning of life. He began yelling, "We are all fuck product! FUCK PRODUCT! All of us! Everything outside of plants, fungi and single cell organisms that multiply by dividing --all the rest of us, we are fuck product!!!" He had to be subdued with tasers by campus security and taken in for inpatient psychological care.

On the first day of class, buses pulled up in front of the local elementary school full of fuck product.

The mother lynx ate away the umbilical cords and licked clean her newborn fuck product.

Dan's baby tank is pregnant with her fourth helping of fuck product.
by AYYFRON September 30, 2009
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Fuck nigga

The type of shit Chief Keef doesn't like.
by YSN_ June 19, 2017
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Boob Fuck

When a guy uses his penis to have sexual intercourse with a girls breasts.
Chad : Hey babe I got A boner remove your panties so I can fuck you!
Kiersten: Sorry I'm ovulating and would rather not get pregnant again!
Chad : No problem I will just Boob Fuck you then squirt cum all over your naked body!
Kiersten : Wow you always have a solution to satisfy your sexual needs!
Chad : Shut up and get naked!
by SlopNChop January 24, 2017
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As a matter of fuck

Improved phrase of the original "as a matter of fact". People that use this phrase are either too badass or are just plain fucking cool.
Adam toobadassforyou: As a matter of fuck, I'm in the mood for subway!
Mariann justplainfuckingcool: As a matter of fuck, i am too!
by Adooma. March 2, 2011
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FUCK ISIS

FUCK THOSE DUMB JIHADS PIECE OF SHITS, THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES AND THEIR GOATS.
FUCK ISIS, those dumb pricks in Iraq, and Syria controlling bastards.
by THE OG OG MUDBONE March 17, 2016
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shallow fucking

It’s when a dude puts his dick REALLY lightly inside a woman’s vagina

It feels awesome and you then go on to Fuck each other
I walk around the club in my booty shorts and see-through bra so you could see my titties I walked past a man who was super hot. I walk up to him and look at him from under my eyelashes I bite my lip and I have him covered. I pull him to the dance floor and press my ass against his crotch and rub it up and down. I feel his erection and grin. I push his hands so there massaging mytits I walk with him to a random spare room which happened to have a pole. I sit him down on a couch and start stripping the small amount of clothes I have on. He then looks up and I quickly stick my hands down his pants. He moans and screams my name. His clothes were quickly discarded on the floor. He push’s his cock against my clit and rubs the tip of it along the length I push my hips higher, He quickly sticks his cock into me. Not much tho just and inch or two. He then pulls out and grabs his clothes an leaves

Sh!t that’s my shallow fucking lesson
by SexyHannah May 3, 2019
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