Your mum for five minutes

A humorous response to someone who ask you what your going to do with your cash

John: Hey what would you buy for one pound eighty

Billy:Your mum for five minutes

by Fingerblaster43 December 31, 2016

300 high five

a high five in which two people raise thir palms up really slowly and then conect with usual speed

sweet 300 high five poo poo poo

by hadimhadi jihadi allah lalala May 20, 2007

Five Finger Death Punch

Verb:

To play a cover song so badly, it ruins the original.

The band Five Finger Death Punch really Five Finger Death Punched the song "from out of Nowhere" by Faith No More.

by HGKnights July 30, 2012

Five-Finger-Death-Punch

The act of reachin' into and ripping out the central female sex organs by inserting 4 fingers into the womens vagina and the thumb of your same hand in the womens ass hole thus equaling 4 in the pink 1 in the stink. Then without hesitation continue to grab squeeze and rip out the vagina, gouch, and asshole area. Then with the removed vagina in hand quikly throw it at her and punch her in the face with your non throwing hand.

Dillon was fingering his girlfriend when he asked for a hand-job. When she denied his request he pulled a Five-Finger-Death-Punch.

by the five finger death punch man September 19, 2009

Sucky! Sucky! Five Dolla!

1. to give a blow job, for five dollers
2. to suck on nipples, for five dollers

1.you want sucky sucky, five dolla!
2. (pretty much same as #1)

by zachizzo October 20, 2003

Five Finger Death Punch

A fucking amazing metal band. Krazy Kozmic Kat is too much of a faggot to understand that.

Guy 1:Wow, the number one definition for Five Finger Death Punch is written by Krazy Kozmic Kat. His name is too gay to even be on this page.

Guy 2: Yeah, he probably listens to lmfao and Alvin and the Chipmunks.

by Bassmasta57 December 6, 2011

Five-Minute Spit-Roast

A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.

Almost every month my roomies give me a Five-Minute Spit-roast!

by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021