sweaty fart

Gas emitting from the minimally wet sphincter. Usually during post workout. Can also occur when one's anus crack is too large to be effectively cleaned, has not been cleaned for a prolonged period and a large Mexican food meal has been consumed.

Dirk Chiseljaw finished his 500 rep bench press and promptly melted his spandex with a sweaty fart.

by WendellFong December 20, 2013

fiddle-fart

to play, or mess around when one is supposed to be doing something more productive.

Nathan! Stop fiddle-farting, and come take out the trash!

by obiwon123 March 1, 2011

Inward Fart

The rare ability or gift of being able to inhale air through one's ass in order to force one to fart on command.

Greg likes to show off at parties and inward fart

by yesitsyou February 3, 2010

Sexy Fart

a slow and smooth fart

*perrrrrrrrd* wow that was kinky

by Armando February 17, 2007

fart cakes

Cakes that had been farted upon by horny and crazy women for sexual gratification

These fart cakes are bad for you. If you eat them, then you may have the runs! This woman has just farted on them naked.

by Mickeymike October 17, 2008

Facebook Fart

N. {fasbook phart}
Gas emitted from one's anus during a facebook session that is worse then normal gas due to the facebooker's refusal to get up and take a shit.

Jim: I was profiling on facebook last night and I facebook farted so bad I thought I greased my shorts.

Jan: No shit?

Jim: No.

by Ryan p cooke April 24, 2009

Stomach fart

When your stomach, or intestines, make a sound that resembles a fart.

To be a true stomach fart, you must feel it happening

*fart noise*

Guy 1: Dude, did you just fart?

Guy 2: No, but my stomach did

Guy 1: Oh must have been a stomach fart. What did you eat?

by softball_player August 29, 2009