fake author 

anyone who so called publishes nonsense on this website just because it says "author" on their account for this site. They act as if they're actually publishing something while no one wants to read their stupid shit, like sick sex acts such as Alabama hot pocket and Golden Gate bridge. SO WHAT. No one wants to read your sick fantasies.

Anyone who publishes shit on this site is a fake author

fake author by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

Facesquatt 

(v) to take someone else's (or a brands) Facebook username as your vanity URL thus 'squatting' on their username

(term only applicable if the username is nothing close to your own name/brand)

(n) a person who partakes in the act of facesquatting

Someone else took the vanity URL I wanted, so I decided to Facesquatt on my friend's name.

See Facebook.com/Obiefernandez (Mike Pence's Facebook page)

Facesquatt by CaliErin June 15, 2009

Fake Air Guitar 

Using something in the place of an air guitar,, for example a broom.

Jimmy used the mop as an air guitar, therefore making it a fake air guitar

Fake Air Guitar by Matty (: April 7, 2010

fake high 

the resulting effect of smoking Spice, K2, or other synthetic cannabis product

the feeling you get from smoking FAKE weed

Hey man, I got some K2. You wanna get fake high?

fake high by Sohigherthanyou October 4, 2010

Fake Bake Faggot 

When someone who nobody likes pretends to be high when he isn't.... also he likes penis

Sam Was a Fake Bake Faggot because he was pretending to be high off sun chips... also hes a faggot

Fake Bake Faggot by turtle123467890009876 April 5, 2011

Fake Ass Bitch 

Generally someone that says they are one thing or believes a certain way, but actually does or acts the polar opposite.

Employee 1 - That girl in HR, Rebecca, is a Two Faced Fake Ass Bitch! she says she puts others before herself but she is constantly putting herself before and above everyone else, cant believe people are still falling for her shit.
Employee 2 - Yea I know Management cant seem to see through her facade, they need to get they eyes checked.

Fake Ass Bitch by idoit4dalulz August 8, 2015

fake drake fan 

someone who joined the bandwagon at hotline bling and shared hotline bling memes with legit drake fans. also they occasionally vaguely know started from the bottom. thinks the song work is the bomb diggety of drake's career. when views drops this will be a commonly used term to describe most of the world's population.

saskia is such a FAKE DRAKE FAN.

fake drake fan by drake_is_life_123 June 21, 2016