Donkey Kong

A person who claims to have some attribute in complete opposition to reality. as in Donkey Kong not being a donkey at all.
"Brian told me the other day he could program in C++, but it turns out he couldn't even open the editor. He's a real Donkey Kong."
by OMNIARCHON Psychomanc3r October 08, 2008
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brass donkey punch

The brass donkey punch is very similar to the original donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the brass donkey punch you have brass knuckles on which even betters the punching effect and tightens the vaginal walls more.
I gave my girl the brass donkey punch last night and was it good, too bad she has a concussion.
by Tsquare May 01, 2005
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Donkey bitch chris

being or acting like a retard and or being lazy with oversized teeth
Guy 1. Hey did you know that Bob is a donkey bitch chris.
Guy 2. What does that mean?
Guy 1. It means he is a retard And that we have no realy good reaon to hang out with him.
by Donkey Bitch Chris November 29, 2009
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Feed the donkey (v.)

To masturbate (derived from the wrist motion of throwing seed in a trough)
see: Feed the ducks
I haven't anything to do Saturday night. I think I'll just sit home and feed the donkey.
by The Char November 25, 2003
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Donkey-Kick-Back

This is a defense move against the donkey punch. If you are having anal sex and your partner donkey punches you then you kick up and back, like a donkey, hard! This is result in a swift kick to the balls.
John tried to Donkey punch me last night, so I pulled the Donkey-Kick-Back maneuver. Dude never saw it coming. He will think twice about pulling that donkey punch again.
by BitchiestRestingFace October 15, 2017
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Donkey Kong Main

Cool person but loses friends as quickly as he got them. Likes to use specials REALLY often.
Donkey Kong Main: Hey man, could we play some Smash Ultimate?

Dude: I’ll... pass.
by agnubo March 24, 2020
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lay the donkey down

The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).
That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .
by Macncheezy April 01, 2017
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