Get off the cross

Playing the martyr when you are the one that is unfairly treating someone else.

"How dare you get angry at me cheating on you - if you were doing what I wanted and giving me what I needed I wouldn't cheat"

Get off the cross - no matter what I did or didn't give you cheating is not right and you know it.

by Lethallydosed November 23, 2021

The Town of Crossfield

A small Central Albertan town just north of Calgary, where it is ‘cool’ to wear cowboy boots and jeans to high school, even if you live down the street from the school. It is also mandatory to drive a pickup truck with no muffler, and support Trump even if you can’t vote and do not live in America.

I used to live in the town of Crossfield, most of the people there are douchebags.

by Cooldood19 December 13, 2021

sign of the cross

the father (jah)
the son (mac)
and the holy spirit (juice).

now you can do the sign of the cross.
i bless you with the father, son, and holy spirit.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan January 25, 2022

sign of the cross

the father, jah, the son, mac, and the holy spirit, juice.

aww, here, take the sign of the cross with you.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan January 25, 2022

THE IRON CROSS OF PORK

A crossbow used by PORKINSTEIN Members made by DEPOT TECHNO himself paired with harming arrows this crossbow is said to be able to one shot someone in full Netherite armor if used correctly

I used the THE IRON CROSS OF PORK for PORKINSTEIN

by DEPOT TECHNO April 14, 2022

Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

2 fingers crossed

Means that we're team Izad.

2 fingers crossed, team Izad.

by ImanWasHide June 12, 2022