Wank-up Call

The act of masturbating before contacting a questionable person

I was going to tell my ex I wanted her back, but then I had a wank-up call.

by Electronicks February 14, 2017

Alcoholic Booty Call

A booty call who comes for alcohol, not sex.

Friend 1: Let's get drunk!
Friend 2: I'll text Eric. He'll bring tequila.
Friend 1: Is he coming?
Friend 2: Yeah, as soon as possible. He's an alcoholic booty call.

by oxforddictionary2.0 November 11, 2013

call 1-800

A phrase that someone tells you when you need to get a pet bird. It can be also used in a commercial selling a product, or an advice line. Such as the suicide hotline, and it’s commercials about how you need to call the number if you have suicidal thoughts.

Call 1-800-burdens so you can get a better life.

by Pjudge October 26, 2022

sugar daddy call

A call similar to a booty call where the caller is looking for financial rather than sexual favors.

Tiffany found out that she did not have the money to pay her car payment so made a sugar daddy call to a guy that she met at the club a week ago.

by Papa Jim 918 July 15, 2015

i call mahogany

A type of foolishness or shenanigan

That's crazy!

I know! I call mahogany!!

by Nopee 767676 March 1, 2017

conference call dementor

The person who sucks the life force out of every one else involved by constantly repeating information or discussing a topic ad naseum. After being in contact with a Conference call dementor most people wish for death...

As a conference call dementor, Carol went on about the pie graph for an hour, before Phillip ran screaming from the room

by office minion August 7, 2012

Call me Phishmail

The opening line of a disarmingly transparent effort to get your SSN, passwords and credit card number.

Never read Moby Dick? Then call me Phishmail. Impress your friends 'cause absolutely free I'll give you my lightning tutorial on Melville's massive classic. Just click here.

by Monkey's Dad January 19, 2020