cow

this annoying thing that steps on my every morning

Person1: it has hay
person2: cow

by jhvh hj December 4, 2021

Cow-word

A word or phrase which displays weakness, fear and no backbone. A word that is lacking conviction and certainty.

Examples of cow-words are : "Maybe", "I'll let you kNOw", "I can't" , "I'm scared",

by hardstyler December 11, 2022

Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023

cow

an animal on a fram

cow at the farm

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

cow-rimmer

An individual who enjoys licking a fat persons butthole after they defecate.

Geez man, I didn’t know ION was such a cow-rimmer. Someone check up on him.

by MacharyZentzer April 30, 2025

feed the cows

To get on with your day in a fast manner. If you're in a rush you may use this expression.

Sorry mate can't stop for lunch because I've got to feed the cows.

by Michael Smith April 21, 2018

Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning

An extremely difficult style of flicker gooning, only ever been performed by the great Cleetus Ibuprofen, who decided that Japanese kamikaze flicker gooning wasn't enough for him. To execute this technique, you must produce 2 and a half home depot buckets of dihh cheese, reverse time itself to de-age your dihh cheese back into milk, creating a cow magnet which magnetizes every cow in a 69 mile radius to atatch to your dihh. Now, you must touch 3 pressure points on each of the cows asshole, forcing them to shit all over your dihh. Now all thats left is to do a regular flicker gooning technique, which will shoot a milk-semen mixture everywhere, which Cleetus nick named "Cummilk", causing a tsunami. This technique is extremely dangerous and should never be performed under any circumstance, unless you are Cleetus himself

Do you remember when Cleetus flooded the city with semen because of the Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning technique?

by Cablito August 31, 2025