by Ucosude August 19, 2020
Get the Canadian Hellomug. by Lego Classified September 8, 2022
Get the Canadian Security Intelligence Servicemug. An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.
Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.
Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.
Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022
Get the Great Canadian Coconutsmug. when you pour maple syrup into your pussy and bounce on your lovers cock so fast it starts to build friction and he lets a loud cock fart.
by Jay/ sinister munchkin on disc February 18, 2020
Get the Canadian cock burpmug. The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼
Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia
Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)
Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”
Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”
Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”
Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)
Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”
Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”
Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”
by Timmy 🍁 January 25, 2020
Get the Flipping the Canadian birdmug. by FruitSnacks2 September 5, 2021
Get the closet Canadianmug. Strongest of all nation's dishwashers. Able to break the handle off multiple Olivia Newtown John Cups.
The Canadian dishwasher was almost as strong as Greg, but not quite. Also, Mrs. Crabtree eats paper.
by Corona penguin August 25, 2025
Get the Canadian Dishwashermug.