The Beast Report

An aggregation of the top news websites and newspapers, covering topics such as world, U.S., local, politics, business, entertainment, sports, etc. They add polls related to current headlines for fun and allow open comments.

Which world nut is going after us today? North Korea according to The Beast Report.

by Christopher Diangelo April 13, 2009

South Beast

A slang term for penis.

Keenan: "Yesterday one of my friends tryed to nut tap me but he only hit my penis."
Anonymous Douchebag: "You mean he only he your South Beast?"

Keenan: "So I got her back to my place, got her clothes off, I hit her with my North Beast for a little while, then I hit her with the South Beast."

by Beat Slice Fresh February 12, 2009

Perty-Beast

When Kyle, Linky, and Charlie.. are in a room with alcohol and Music. The party begins. It rages until one of us passout then it stops breifly, and continues to rage.

Lynseys house, Lauras, Espionage, Abi's, Soon to be abbies, and more for many years to come in these situations the Perty-Beast comes alive.

by Jynkz March 8, 2009

tittie beast

A woman with gigantic titties that is always bitchy.

your mama is a tittie beast.

by xxSkitxtlezxx March 9, 2009

Machine Beast

Somebody who is way awesomer than a Beast

DUDE 1: Dude Mark Davis is a F'N Machine Beast!!!
DUDE 2: F*CK YEAH What a Machine Beast!!!

by Machine Beast November 24, 2009

R&Beast

The inner part of you that craves listening to R&B.

Me: Man.. I feel like I need to listen to some R&B all of a sudden.
Friend: You need to feed your R&Beast man.
Me: Yeah, my R&Beast is craving some of that.

by Ralph Golez March 21, 2010

Epic Beast

To Be Beyond The Regular Term Of "Beast".
Like, MAJORLY Beast .

"Dude, Did You See That Snowboard Trick Sam Did Today?"

"Yeah ! Dude, That Was Epic Beast !"

by MissMelissaBabe April 19, 2010