Andrew

He is the guy who sees the perfection in your chaos. The one who tells you multiple times a day that you are beautiful and to never change. When he isn't fonding over you and your beauty, he travels to exotic places that one can't possibly imagine. Both of you can't stand being apart from each other for more than necessary. You're parents don't understand your crush on him but what do they know. You don't have a crush on him, you love him. You're willing to go to any measure to make sure he is okay before taking care of yourself. He is way too romantic but who are you kidding you love it when he is all mushy-gushy. You will let him go at some time but then you will regret the sudden choice you made. There isn't anyone else that compares to him. No one has his perfect eyes, his perfect smile, and his perfection period. You try to express how much you love him but words barely scratch the surface of your love. There is no doubt that you guys were meant to be together forever.

If you could date one person in the world that loves you more than you love yourself it's Andrew.

by K567892 May 23, 2018

Andrew

Andrew will make you cum so hard it will blast you into outer space. He has the biggest penis you will probably ever see in your life. In fact, it is so big it will probably turn you gay. You just can not resist him.

Girl 1: Andrew has the fattest dick.
Boy 1: Why would I care he is a guy and I am straight?
Girl 1: Well wait to you see it.
Andrew: *Pulls down his pants*
Boy 1: OH MY LORDE I WANT THAT IS MY ASS RIGHT NOW. THEN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH NEXT DADDY!
Girl 1: See! I told you!
Group: Starts having an orgy*

by andrewisbetterthanyou June 15, 2022

retard andrew

your friend named andrew, that likes men and has autism. he plays fortnite and is addicted to macie. cums to minecraft rule 34 while eating pizza rolls on a pop tart

My friend is a retard andrew

by andrewbie March 18, 2022

Andrew Hammond

The head teacher of Hall School Wimbledon, the brother of Richmond Hammond, is the most excellent teacher and cares for everyone. He has great humour and a great personality. You are so lucky if you meet him or have him as a headteacher. He is strict when he wants to be but also knows when to be chilled and relaxed.

Person 1: Hey is that Andrew Hammond

Person 2: Yes, I think it is
Person 1: Let's say Hi, they look like a fantastic person
Person 2: Let us tell him that too.

by Loki_998 March 11, 2023

Andrew Moore

Aka whiskey dick also known as gets his girl taken by guys named avery.

Andrew Moore got his bitch stolen from a sauce.

by Hehshsb September 13, 2023

andrew

Andrew wears Hawaiian shirts.

hey Andrew, why do you keep wearing hawaiian shirts?

by Horselvr2006 May 30, 2022

Andrew the person

Andrew is literally the best thing that could ever happen to a person. He is really nice, he actually gives a shit about your feelings, he gives really good hugs, and he is sexy lol. Btw Andrew if you are seeing this I love you <3

Person 1: Have you seen Andrew the person today? he is literally the best thing on the planet!
Person 2: Hell yeah! If we ever cuddled I would full on DIE of happiness!

by iamstupidbutstillsexy April 10, 2021