Mike

Participant in the "561 Keeper League", that always gets fleeced in trade deals.
Mike makes bad trades. Mike sucks at fantasy football.
by KingZ6969 September 25, 2024
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Mike

The smelliest person in the world
That mike is so smelly
by Bocaj101 February 15, 2022
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Mike

by Scronchythegoat November 23, 2021
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mike haggerty

Total stud. The type of guy your mom won't stop talking about you marrying and all the other girls are jealous of.
You finally found yourself a Mike Haggerty.
by Dudeman87 January 26, 2021
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Mike’s Ratio

When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.
Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.
by BigManJay1 January 26, 2019
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Mike Bebek Taxi

Giving your "good friend" a piggy back ride while he enters you from behind. (Anally) ((male only))
"Look how happy J.D. and Mike look. Mike is so nice to give J.D. a Mike Bebek Taxi ride"
by Taxi guy January 23, 2021
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The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead
"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"
by December 17, 2021
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