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Apple-App-tic

A condition where people start foaming at the mouth whenever they hear news about Apple or Apple-products. It is very common with Apple Fan-People (iThink that is the politically correct term)
It is rumoured (A reliable source has confirmed it) that there is no cure yet but several companies are working on it. iNjunction lawyers are lining up to get the cures banned because of iPatents that have been registered by iSteve two days after his iNtroduction into this World.
iFan was Apple-App-Tic over the latest android feature built into the rumoured iPhone.
by ciekee October 21, 2013
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apple music lover

literally the coolest ppl alive
yes u have to pay but its just better than spotify even Spotify premium
woah who's that she's literally so cool
oh thats elise she's an apple music lover!
coollllllllllll
by iliketomunchontoes October 16, 2023
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granny's apple surprise

when yo grandma take a shit and it clogs the toilet
grandma just left a granny's apple surprise
by Immaculate Ball Wrangler December 19, 2022
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Fuck your apples

An insult, often hurled during drunkenness. Equivalent to go fuck yourself or fuck your ass.
Aaaahhhh, fuck your apples.
by brianbeeez December 7, 2018
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smile apple-itis

this a "disease" when you find anything funny for no reason and cant stop laughing. this could also be used when you get hurt and laugh hysterically to the point where people dont know if your crying or laughing.
becky- "do you know the answer to number 2"

susan - * laughs hysterically
becky - " um that wasnt a joke, are you okay?"
susan - "i think i have a small case of smile apple-itis hahaha"

laughing for no apparent reason
by bigdumper101 July 10, 2017
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querida's apple bottom

Baby wants a bite out of querida's apple bottom.
by querida's baby July 3, 2018
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apple dumplin' shop

Ex.: Hey man look at that - a pretty woman with hot apple dumplin' shops.
by Link BR July 15, 2018
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