The Gutted Turkey

When you dislocate the legs of the bottom, then place the back of their knees on their shoulders, then fuck them mating press style.
Sandy: yeah Jared had me in The Gutted Turkey all night. That's why I'm in the hospital. Worth it.
Emily: what the fuck dude
by Beanis_Weenis July 13, 2024
Get the The Gutted Turkey mug.

Two-headed turkey

When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.
Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.
by EssPea October 03, 2023
Get the Two-headed turkey mug.

My turkey

When you're in public and you want to say my nigga but cant cause you're white.
- "next"
-total is $6.66
"Thats my favorite number my turkey"
by MissHell666 March 24, 2022
Get the My turkey mug.

Turkey Leg

When you take your roaches put them in a paper and ball the paper up, with a stem. This resembles a turkey leg.
I don't feel like making a joint with these roaches, might make a turkey leg.
by Moan. November 09, 2020
Get the Turkey Leg mug.

Slim Stringed Turkey

An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.
Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
by dan_gleewang January 17, 2021
Get the Slim Stringed Turkey mug.

Turkey Dip

Dipping one’ penis into the toilet bowl after using it for good luck.
Alright boys I turkey dipped its going to be a good night
by Nutspoc January 17, 2022
Get the Turkey Dip mug.

Turkey Hill ambush

When your lactose-intolerant S.O. eats a lot of Turkey Hill ice cream and then farts underneath the covers that night.
My girlfriend had a Turkey Hill ambush waiting for me that night after our grocery run.
by FoodFairy June 10, 2020
Get the Turkey Hill ambush mug.