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brass donkey punch

The brass donkey punch is very similar to the original donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the brass donkey punch you have brass knuckles on which even betters the punching effect and tightens the vaginal walls more.
I gave my girl the brass donkey punch last night and was it good, too bad she has a concussion.
by Tsquare May 1, 2005
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Donkey bitch chris

being or acting like a retard and or being lazy with oversized teeth
Guy 1. Hey did you know that Bob is a donkey bitch chris.
Guy 2. What does that mean?
Guy 1. It means he is a retard And that we have no realy good reaon to hang out with him.
by Donkey Bitch Chris November 29, 2009
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Feed the donkey (v.)

To masturbate (derived from the wrist motion of throwing seed in a trough)
see: Feed the ducks
I haven't anything to do Saturday night. I think I'll just sit home and feed the donkey.
by The Char November 25, 2003
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blue rocket donkey

a sexual position in which a donkey is used, usually consisting of two people male and female in which the couple has sexual intercourse while riding a donkey
ORIGIN- the color of the mans testicles may turn blue when the donkey runs and to the man it will feel like a rocket lifting off
The other day my girlfriend and i tried the blue rocket donkey to spice things up.
by wankiiit May 29, 2012
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Donkey faced midget

A 3ft tall little person, most likely addicted to meth, smells like shit and that looks like she got hooved in the face by a fuckin horse.
Took the kids to the janky ass carnival yesterday oniy to see a bunch of drunk donkey faced midgets and piss. They are scarred for life.
by Pigknucks April 10, 2021
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Donkey Kong Main

Cool person but loses friends as quickly as he got them. Likes to use specials REALLY often.
Donkey Kong Main: Hey man, could we play some Smash Ultimate?

Dude: I’ll... pass.
by agnubo March 23, 2020
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wild donkey kong

Slamming two bananas simultaneously into an asshole while making monkey noises
My girl and I bought a couple bananas and I totally went wild donkey kong on her ass
by Sirpoopsalotonyourchest September 1, 2016
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