Snapples on my Apples

A phrase that can be used for pretty much any situation, but it is usually used to express frustration, surprise, or butthurt. Occasionally, it can also be a memorable catch phrase.

Dave: Oh shit, we aced our group project!
John: Snapples on my Apples!

by The Mysterious Stranger April 7, 2015

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Dutty Apple Hands

The pile of apples underneath a tree that are beyond rotten, get a garden fork, put it in your sleeve so it looks like your hand and then fork a dutty apple onto each spike!

Look at that Dutty Apple Hands over there I wish I had a fork full as Dutty as his!

by KSGBG October 3, 2021

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this a "disease" when you find anything funny for no reason and cant stop laughing. this could also be used when you get hurt and laugh hysterically to the point where people dont know if your crying or laughing.

becky- "do you know the answer to number 2"

susan - * laughs hysterically
becky - " um that wasnt a joke, are you okay?"
susan - "i think i have a small case of smile apple-itis hahaha"

laughing for no apparent reason

by bigdumper101 July 10, 2017

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Apples Have Epilepsy

When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.

Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.

The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)

Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!

*Dan dies laughing*

(Opposite version)

John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.

*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?

John: YES!

Dan: What? Wow!!

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020

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