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killa joe

the name given to an average guy from the hood who goes postal
I was at the grocery store and this killa joe shot up the seafood department.
by Ninjalo November 30, 2003
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Joe's Mama

Joe's Mama is one of the nicest, most generous people in the whole world. She became very famous after 6th graders made their names Joe on Kahoot, to be followed by the teacher asking

"Who's Joe?"

To then be answered by "JOE MAMA". Sadly Joe him self continued to become a drug dealer because of his past. only ever being known of his mama.
*Joe at a job interview*

Tim Cook "so whats your name?"

Joe "Joe"

Tim Cook: "wait...."

Joe " Don't say it"

Tim Cook: "JOE MAMA"

*Joe continued to jump out of apple headquarters, Tim Cook continued to call...... JOE'S MAMA
by User1050 February 23, 2021
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Joe Malone

When someone run’s out on your life after faking cancer 4 times to live with their online girlfriend in America.
Dude 1: aw shit fam, what’s wrong?
Dude 2: my dad just fuckin Joe Malone’d me, I’m heartbroken
by skrrtskrrtesketit February 17, 2018
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leslie joe

Leslie Joe has a big dick bigger then yours. Leslie Joe is super brave. And super handsome.
Also very good at Fortnite.
Leslie Joe has a big dick bigger then Mount Everest. Leslie Joe is so good at fortnite that his cousins tell him to carry them.
by Joe Socks July 29, 2019
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Glass Joe

A person who is incredibly weak, or fragile.
Bob: Did you see the latest boxing match?
James: Yeah, the the opponent was such a Glass Joe, he got knocked out before the first round ended!
by LazyGamer7224 October 22, 2022
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Joe Ratio

The ultimate measurement tool for noobs around the world. Can be used to measure just about anything from distance, to height, to time. The standard is based on Joe.
The distance from here to there is a 1.8 Joe Ratio.
by The Jack Bauer October 19, 2007
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JOE MOMMMMAAA

dude: have you seen joe
dude 2: joe who?
dude: JOE MOMMMMAAA
dude 2: shoot
by joe mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmma October 21, 2019
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