sloppy dallas

When your bitch packs a lip and sucks you off

My bitch gave me a sloppy Dallas and now my cock looks like a turd

by Username📞🗿 October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blow job given by somebody with a mouth full of tobacco.

"She gave me a sloppy dallas last night. It looked like there were lawn clippings up my shaft."

by therevfoREVer October 16, 2020

impossible sloppy

a meat substitute served in the cafeteria of Interlochen arts camp. also a common nickname for oral sex. ingredients include: ground plant based "meat", onion, tomato soup, mustard, brown sugar, chili powder, salt, pepper, garlic, thyme, ketchup, and green chili

Greg: "Where is Noah?"
Jake: "I don't know, but last time I checked he was getting an impossible sloppy from Chloe in the practice cabins."

by user5130000000000000 December 26, 2021

Sloppy slick-back

When you ejaculate into a tub of hair gel/moose/wax and proceed to slick you or a friends hair back.

I once gave myself a sloppy slick-back.

by 4n41F10W November 16, 2017

New Jersey Sloppy Joe

A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.

"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"

by Sevadonn March 8, 2019

sloppy dallas

A sloppy Dallas a sexual act done with a mouthful of dip while giving a blowjob.

McNasty: "Yeah man I love getting a sloppy dallas from my girl"

by Bröther900 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Giving or receiving blow job with chewing tobacco in mouth

Hey baby, pet me give you a good ole sloppy dallas

by Sub to McNasty on yt - Jay October 15, 2020