Dirty Colstick

When a guy shows his hairy ass to you and he has butt plug and you pull it and he violently shits on your face.

I went to this guys house and did a dirty colstick.

by anonymous February 20, 2025

Dirty Hezekiah

The act of having being invited to a girls sleepover and having sex with all of them after pretending to be the gay best friend

Dude! After 5 months he pulled a Dirty Hezekiah!

by AshOfDestuction September 8, 2021

Dirty French Braid

The act of braiding someone else’s or your own pubic hair

“Dude, why did you ditch out on us last week?”

“I was busy doing a Dirty French Braid.”

by totallytubeular November 2, 2025

dirty kovi

A stupid piece of shit that takes too much sarms and likes golden showers

That gym bro is totally a dirty Kovi

by Thedragonsmeat12 July 21, 2021

Dirty Ijob

When you are on all fours and have a Corncob in your Mouth while letting a Goat eat it out of your mouth. in the Meanwhile a Goat is fucking you in the Ass. You spread Peanut Butter over your Penis and let yout Dog Lick it wihle you have your sexual interaction with the Goats.

"Hi i am a great fan of the Dirty Ijob".

by Arschritzächüzeler69 March 1, 2024

Dirty shrigney bean

When you use up an entire box of Kleenex a day, from spaffing constantly

He can’t stop rubbing his nub, he’s always off for a dirty shrigney bean. His mother won’t buy boxes of tissues for the house any more

by OEFFL May 18, 2020

Dirty Nethanel

When a man you met on craigslist to experiment with your newly discovered furry fetish slaps you across the face with his peanut butter coated 12 inch shlong in his basement dressed as a clown and twists your cat tail butt plug counter clockwise until he rams you with a well lubed king sized eggplant while reciting bible scripture.

I don't know Doc, is my asshole supposed to look like that even after a Dirty Nethanel?

by urhotpocketsareready May 6, 2020